A random encounter...

Alicia and I were in the grocery store yesterday. It's been snowing here, so it was the usual kind of winter scene of folk scavenging for supplies. We had stopped for a second to discuss what flavor of Stove Top to have with Christmas dinner (by the way, my answer was chicken. My white trash upbringing led me to believe that chicken flavored Stove Top was just there during a holiday meal no matter what meat you're having. Hell, I'm pretty sure that I didn't know that Stove Top made other flavors until about 3 years ago.), and this wild-eyed gentleman approach and said to Alicia, "Do you know what is good for dinner?" Obviously, she was intrigued so she replied with a no. His answer was, "French toast! It's cheap and it's really filling." We both stared at him, scanning him for irony. After finding none, it was time to wish the freak well and get him to leave.