Please note this addition to my Christmas wishlist

You all may chip in and buy these for me.

Disturbing

I am up far too late. I was searching for bear traps on eBay (don't ask) and I stumbled upon this.

Apparently, those who need a bottle of coyote urine also need the added convenience of a spray bottle.

It's time to hit myself with a hammer until I go to sleep.

Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

Did Jesus hate eggs? Is that why we were supposed to hide all of before he comes back? Anyways, read this.

The New Terror...

I'm really glad that I stayed inside my house this weekend. Really glad. Here's why. (Click for the most pants-shittingly terrifying headline known to man. By the way, spell check is defenseless against the word shittingly.)

Had I kept up with the news, I would have been holed up in my apartment with my pistol. I guess ignorance is bliss.

Beer = Individualism

Reason has an interesting article about the connection between beer drinking and individualism. By that rationale, my dad is a free thinking maverick of the highest order.

Imperial March played on Tesla Coils

This rates about a force 5 in the hierarchy of awesome.

Perhaps I should expect a knock from Homeland Security

This article makes me think that it's not terribly safe to a libertarian kook anymore. Not that I'm going to stop, I'm just saying.